Berjones Rock VMA's
Lou Reed? The Raconteurs? Justin Timber...what??? The 2006 MTV Video Music Awards show that there's only room for one band in this planet... The Berjones!

New York, NY. 08/31/06 Last Thursday, the Radio City Music Hall served not only as this year’s home for the annual MTV Video Music Awards, but for the unbelievable -yet surprising- rock and roll frenesi that the so called BERJONES are causing around the globe. The band, although incomplete (leading bass player, Bochas Berjone, is being treated at a clinic in Barcelona due to drug abuse) made the crowd go crazy all along Times Square area, SOMA, Central Park and Rockafeller Center, places were the band was alegedly going to pass by on their way to Radio City Music Hall. After getting off their limo and walk through the red carpet, with a few botles of premium scotch whiskey, Capo Berjone just said to the cameras: “People, no flash please... i just had a blow job on the way here, thanks!”... Talking about true rock star attitude huh! Even though, both Half Amazing Berjone and Xavi Berjone were extremely polite to the press, gave a bunch of interviews and made some jokes to the cameras, at least until they passed out on scotch (and most likely, some other ilegal substances).